I peeked out of the peephole of my unit on Sunday morning and saw this ….
… and I thought, ‘wow, my neighbour has stolen Lady Galadriel’s crown from Lord of the Rings and hung it on her door’. Opening the door, my thought was confirmed. ‘She’s manged to grab Lady Galadriel’s crown and the silly twit is using it as a Christmas wreath for her bloody door’.
Not to be outdone, and with my gay-decorating gene feeling threatened, I am considering pinching Queen Lizzie’s crown to tap on my own door. Whatcha think? … I’ve had it sent out to have some holly added to give it a more festival mood.
Take that biatch!