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Last night G and I attended the Spice Girls concert at the Air Canada Centre. This was the Girls’ final show on this, their
retirement fund tour. While the tour was supposed to carry on well beyond Toronto, the biatches
in-fighting (masked as a desire to ‘spend more time with their families’)
has lead to the cancellation. Despite all their talk of girl power, these
girls really don’t like each other.

Still, the show was good fun in a karaoke-on-a-cruise ship
sort of way. Sporty Spice, who could easily have a second career as a dominatrix, and Scary Spice proved they are the real singers in this group. Baby
Spice proved she’ll never be a solo star, and that Ungainly Stick Insect
(aka Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham) proved she’s as vapid and vacant as
she looks.

And while hokey as all get out, there was some real emotion
in the house when the Ungainly Stick Insect, Baby and Scary brought their own
kids up on stage as part of the fond-farewell.

(wipes tear)

Below, you can catch 4 minutes of the Girls’ last song
ever as a team (you’ll have to stop the flash fetish music on the main page first to hear them).