An Ode to the Bidet

The bidet.

Yes, that often ridiculed, “what-the-heck-is-that?” porcelain tank. That bringer of, er, contentment and joy to our after-toileting activities. That marvel of sophistication. That perfection of design. That oh-so-French custom that is oh-so-shunned here in the Americas. The bidet.

Having had the pleasure of utilizing one while at the King Eddy last weekend, I say, Vive le bidet! And would encourage all developers here in the west to make them standard in every home and condo.

‘Enuf said.


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5 Responses to An Ode to the Bidet

  1. willariah says:

    looks delish, babe. luxuriant to the max. love crab.

  2. kunhuo42 says:

    hahahaha  i’ve never had the…er…privelege of utilizing one, so i refrain from commenting at the moment =D

  3. Fatcat723 says:

    Ran into my first one in Venice, Italy. After the first use it was cool!

  4. wait…what?! o_Ois it a toilet that squirts water up the butt after someone has finished pooping? if so…then i used on in Japan

  5. ElusiveWords says:

    hahaha – I remember playing with one of these when I was a kid. My brother and I kept pestering my mom on what it was until she shooed us away.

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