First off, greetings from Quebec City, where I find myself today.
Back a couple weeks ago, at Oscar Dinner 2008, I had forgot to mention the toilet paper we used. Yes, major faux pas on my part I know. To honour the Academy Awards and our guests, we rolled out the ‘good’ toilet paper: Renova red. Isn’t it gorgeous?! Believe it or not, and this is truly sad (not to mention gay), I had this imported from Portugal back before Christmas as a sort of gag xmas gift for G. You can check out and purchase Renova (in a multitude of colours – black included) here. It is ridiculously expensive but your boyfriend, and some dinners and guests, are worth only the very best!
Having tried it myself, I can attest to it’s quality, softness, hypoallergenic properties, and no, it does not leave red streaks on your derriere.
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Wow… that’s a bit too “too much”.
How do I get me a few rolls of that stuff!
hahahaha that is quite amusing!
I agree that is soooooo gay and expensive.
Hey it doesn’t come in brown! lol… I just checked their site – man, that is pricey but so classy.
Wow. That looks pretty cool! I just checked out how much it would cost me, including shipping … at least $22 =
Ooh, how classy! LOL! :P